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Friday, June 11, 2004

History of the World (Round 3)

Kitten Meat and Mary Milk (and little lambsey diseys. or whatever)...

There always HAS to be a winner AND a loser, unless there's a tie, and then there's probably someone who simply got shafted. The great thing about winning, though, is that you can look upon EVERYONE ELSE as "losers." Jenn can commence with that....now.
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Nipples, Meat, Milk, Cows, Chicks. That pretty much sums it up, yeah?

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Man, there ain't no room for second place! GO HARD OR GO HOME, PEOPLE! 2ND PLACE IS THE FIRST LOSER! Or so they say, I dunno, it's better than 3rd. Or even being tied for second. Man, I'm hungry...
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Cats, Daughter, Water, KEEEEL YOUUUUU, and one big ass burlap bag. Or would it be a gunny sack? What the hell is a gunny sack, anyway? What goes in it? Gunnies? I doubt THAT...
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Demon Spawn! Demony Demon Spawn! Demon Merengue Pie! Demonade! Demon Fresh Pledge. (hey, this is fun!)
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Kitchen, Sadness, Baby smell, Stink of Baby, Sadness, Moroseness, Despair. Aww, man, I'm all sad now.
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MM, enticing, yes? There will be more. OH YES, THERE WILL BE MORE! Unless there isn't, in which case...um...Forget I said that.

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