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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

This Just In...

I have a "friend." His name is Justin. We like to go to the park and ride bikes and catch frogs and then we go to his mom's house and she gives us juice and I like juice because...What? Whaddaya mean it's time for my medication!? Stay the Hell away from me, men in white coats! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Modesty is the best policy, especially if you look bad in a bikini.

There was a small (teeny tiny) "floater" today. I was disgusted, shocked and appalled. If I find out who left this particular little chunk, I shall surely destroy them. BEWARE, CHUNK LEAVERS! PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOOOOM!

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